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"My guy... He's a killer."
"Uh-huh... Anything else?"
"Yeah, he has duel desert eagles, an Arctic Warfare sniper rifle-"
"Like Counter-strike."
"Yeah, yeah, exactly, anyway, he has that in his car-"
"I assume it can shoot missiles out of the headlights."
"What? No, no, it's just bulletproof-"
"Trenchcoat, sunglasses, limitless funds, famed international assassin, mysterious yet tragic past, and a cold attitude? That's great Mike! Have the fanfic in my e-mail by morning and I'll be able to tell you to make an original character by right now, okay?"
"Uh-huh... Anything else?"
"Yeah, he has duel desert eagles, an Arctic Warfare sniper rifle-"
"Like Counter-strike."
"Yeah, yeah, exactly, anyway, he has that in his car-"
"I assume it can shoot missiles out of the headlights."
"What? No, no, it's just bulletproof-"
"Trenchcoat, sunglasses, limitless funds, famed international assassin, mysterious yet tragic past, and a cold attitude? That's great Mike! Have the fanfic in my e-mail by morning and I'll be able to tell you to make an original character by right now, okay?"